FUNNY JOKES & SHAYARI: Joke

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Joke


Police ne car Roki Or kaha:

Ye Safety week Hai
.
Aap Belt Pehen k car Chala Rahe ho Isliye
.
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
.
Ap is inaam ka kya Kroge.?
.
Driver: Main apna driving License Banwaunga.
.
Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye sharab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hai.
.
Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
.
Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zyada door Nahi ja Payenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
.
Bhai: Hmne border Paar Kar liya Hai kya.?. :))

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