FUNNY JOKES & SHAYARI: January 2012

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Shayari


Khamosh chehre par hazaro pehre hote hai,
Hasti hui aankhon me zakham gehre hote hai,
Jinse roothna achha lagta hai
Unse hi dil ke rishte gehre  hote hai.

Shayari

 Dost naya ya purana nahi hota,
 Zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota,
 Juda hona to takdeer ki baat hai,
 Par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota.

Shayari

 Dushmani dushman se,
 Pyar pasand se, Khushi har ek se,
 Mohabbat mehboob se,
 Ishq kisi khub se,
 Magar dosti kisi khas se jo hamne ki aap se.

Shayari


 Ret ki jarurat registan ko hoti hai,
Chaand ki jarurat aasmaan ko hoti hai,
 Is hasee zindagi ke safar me hame na bhul jana,
 Kyun ki sache pyaar ki jarurat har insaan ko hoti hai.

Shayari


Jive langdi hawa patteya cho,
Ove ankhiya cho khvab langde rahe,
Bin mangeya hi dukh saanu hazar milgye,
Bus ohi na mileya jo asi ro-ro mangde rahe

Shayari


Ankhon me hazaro sapne sajaye hai,
Jahan me armaano ke deep jalaye
hai, Ae  khuda poore ho sapne unki nigaho ke,
Jo iss waqt hamare  sms par  nazre  jamaye  hai.

Saturday, 14 January 2012

Fake

Sabse Cool ?
Aap ho..
Sabse Smart ?
Aap ho..
Sabse Sweet ?
Aap ho..
Sabse Mast ?
Aap ho..
Zyada udo mast yeah msg mujh ko aaya tha aako sirf padhaya hai....

Funny


Translate :-
I saw a saw which could not saw. send me the answer.

Boyz


Why boys go 2 temple ?
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becoz a temple Isonly place where you can find,
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Pooja
Bhavna
Shradha
Aarti
Archana
Shanti
Jyoti
Aradhana
Tripti
atlest
Mukti...............

Funny


Nigahein nigahon se milakar to dekho, dil ki baat,
batakar to dekho, sab aayenge tumhare, TUM 1 hafta,
lagataar naha kar to dekhoo......

Love Shayari


Wafa ke naam se vo anjaan thea, kisi ke bewafai,
se shyaad pareshan thea, humne wafa deni chahi,
to pata laga, hum khud bewafa k naam se, badnaam thea......

Funny Love


Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,
Jab tum mujhse Khafa ho jaoge,
Jab tum mujhse bhul jaoge,
Taab gaal par aisa putthe haath ka
Padega ke sab kuch yaad aa jaayega....

Joke

A song specially 4 u,
Agar tum mil jao, to TAANGE tod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar tumhare peeche KUTA chod denge HUM,
Bas tum mil to jao.....

Punjabi boyz

Yaaran nu shonk "Sardari da, ik bullet di" "Sawari" da,
Ik "Sohni" kudi kuwari da, geeri maar ke nahi kam "Sarri da",
Activa naal bullet le ke "Propose" mari da......

Thursday, 12 January 2012

Joke

On Airport three people were waiting for their sons,
Hindu - Hamare amir zaade ne ana hai,
Muslim - Hamare Navabjaade ne aana hai,
Punjabi - Sade v haramjade ne aana hai...

Punjabi Propose


Punjabi Boy`s Propose -
Jafi pa le ya , Rakhrdi ban de
Kudi ne Rakhrdi ban diti,
Munda- Rakhrdi ta ban diti,
Hun ta jafi pa le........

Shayari


Phool aisa ho jo baag ko Khushboo se bhar de, hum
safar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, dost aisa ho
Zindagi ko Khushi aur Pyar se bhar de" I Will Try".

Punjabi Boyz


Veeran di jo khang vich khange, o Punjabi hi oh
Sakda, Kudiyan vich jo aksar sange, o Punjabi oh
Sakda, Bina peg pe k jo laave Pange o Punjabi hi ho Sakda...

Shayari


Na jaamne apna de dil wich ki, jo chup-chup
bhul k beh gaye ne, kai var tan Rabba injj jappe ki,
oh saanu galat samjh k beh gaye ne, khud rehnde c,
saath nibbhavange, aap horan diyan gallan wich pae
gaye ne, Rabba khush rakhi Ohna nu, Jo "Sanu" nu
yaad karno v reh gaye ne.

Punjabi Life

Life of Punjabi boys -
Computer hai, net nahi
Kapde hai,press nahi,
Purse hai, paise nahi,
Lecture hai, attendance nahi,
Bike hai, petrol nahi,
Friends hai ,girlfriend nahi,
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi
Balle o Punjabio, nahi risaan tuhaadiyan..

Shayari


Ek Din Zindagi ne mujh se sawal kiya k tum apne
dost ka saath kab tak chahte ho maine ek ansoo
samundar main gira diya or kaha jab tak is ko dhoond na lo...

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Funny Shayari

Arz  kiya hai……
                                Bahaar aane se phele Fiza aa gayi, Bahaat aane se phele Fiza aa gayi
Aur Phool  aane se phele bakri kha gayi……

Funny Shayari

Ashiq – Ashiq har koi kehnda ashiq hunde ne gappi….
Gallan – Gallan wich Samundar tap lende, chaye naali
Jaave na tappi……

sad shayari

Sadi yaari te sajna maan na kari, kitta e pyar tere
Naal sanu badnam na kari, main gareeb haan,mera
Pyar greeb hai tu amer a pichey lag ke mere pyar
Nu nilam na kari….

sad shayari

Garoor  vich langde ne oh sade kol di, kadar na jaani
Ohna sad ek bol di, zindagi nu sadi ohna injh
Roleya, jive langh di ae hawa suke patteyan nu roldi……..

Funny

U Know the meaning 4 ABCDEFG”-?
A, Boy, Can, Do, Everything, For, Girls
Reverse the letters….
                                “GFEDCBA”-?
Girls, Forget, Everything, Done & Catches new bakra, again

Friends

When I open my eyes every morning I pray..
To God that everyone has a friend like you………….
……..why should only I suffer!...

Love


1.       “Love in your heart
                                      Was not put there to stay
                Love is not love
                                        Till you give it away”